“Not Vorsprung Autowerk” Limited-Edition Headers

Because mistakes happen… and sometimes they're pretty nice.

Let’s get this out of the way up front: these are not our headers.
Seriously. They are “Not Vorsprung Autowerk” headers. We didn’t design them, we didn’t plan them, and we definitely didn’t wake up one morning thinking, “Hey, let’s sell a batch of mystery headers as a collector’s item.”

But here we are.

Thanks to a small manufacturing oopsie (the technical term), we ended up with material that needed to become something—so it became these. And honestly? They turned out… kinda great. They're exactly what you'd expect from any other brand that isn’t us: solid build, good fitment, and absolutely zero “artisanally hand-fabricated using moon rock dust” nonsense.

What You’re Getting

• A set of headers that are not ours, but still totally functional

• No eternal wait times, no customs roulette, no “your package is currently in Luxembourg” tracking updates

• A blank canvas you can wrap, coat, cerakote, bedazzle—whatever your heart desires

• A weirdly charming backstory you can retell to your car friends

Limited Run of 9

We're calling them limited-edition, because:

1. It sounds fancy, and

2. There are literally only nine, ever.
   Once they’re gone, they’re gone gone. No reruns. No secret stash in the back. No “just restock them” emails (please).

If you enjoy owning automotive oddities with questionable origin stories but reliable performance, this might just be your kind of treasure.

Grab one before someone else does—and before we start reconsidering all of our life decisions.

Disclaimer: The headers shown in this image may or may not be actual Not Vorsprung Autowerk headers… in fact, they may not even not be Vorsprung Autowerk headers. Interpret responsibly.